Being that this is the year I received my first photo mug from a tiny relation, I feel the need for greater erudition.
Ace: Ah! Improved rudeness!
Ed: Sadly, no, but things like reading, and to this end we shall be interviewing NEW WRITERS. There will be a list on twitter!
Ace: HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Ed: SO I am compiling to start with a worthy NEW WRITER, STEVE WATSON, who has written about memory, and the woman of today.
Ace: Can you read?
Ed: I've read some...